1 00:00:49,983 --> 00:00:50,813 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}鬼呀 2 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:56,647 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}话说有一个书生 3 00:01:56,916 --> 00:01:59,646 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}唔相信树林入面有鬼 4 00:02:00,420 --> 00:02:04,720 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}结果就被衰鬼活生生地咬死 5 00:02:05,258 --> 00:02:07,852 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}车,呃鬼食豆腐咩 6 00:02:07,994 --> 00:02:10,758 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}这个世上哪会有鬼？系咪呀？ 7 00:02:10,997 --> 00:02:13,465 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}系呀！ …哪会有鬼呢 8 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:18,168 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}呢位客官,宁可信其有 9 00:02:18,371 --> 00:02:20,396 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不可信其无呀 10 00:02:20,707 --> 00:02:22,072 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}城郊十里之外 11 00:02:22,342 --> 00:02:24,469 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}的的确确系有个鬼树林 12 00:02:24,677 --> 00:02:26,542 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}里面有好多冤魂野鬼 13 00:02:26,746 --> 00:02:30,147 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}全部都系被山贼杀死的过路人 14 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:35,216 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}正所谓：客死异乡,冤魂不散 15 00:02:35,622 --> 00:02:37,715 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}那处很阴森恐怖,令人害怕 16 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:39,189 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}怕？就算是怕 17 00:02:39,292 --> 00:02:41,886 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我都只是怕那些山贼多过怕鬼啦 18 00:02:42,629 --> 00:02:44,153 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你知道我们的老大是谁吗？ 19 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:49,295 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}这个是我们的老大陶望三 20 00:02:49,969 --> 00:02:53,200 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是出了名的陶不怕 21 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:56,839 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}他天不怕、地不怕 22 00:02:58,578 --> 00:03:00,011 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}那你们又是谁呀？ 23 00:03:02,382 --> 00:03:05,408 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}嘻嘻,听清楚呀,我们就是 24 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:08,976 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}梦幻组合,黑白无常,咖喱辣椒的… 25 00:03:09,789 --> 00:03:10,756 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}来福哥 26 00:03:10,990 --> 00:03:12,287 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}添添添寿 27 00:03:14,427 --> 00:03:15,291 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你听我讲呀… 28 00:03:15,395 --> 00:03:18,592 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}唉,得啦…你们这些江湖术士 29 00:03:18,731 --> 00:03:20,722 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}骗那些无知妇孺就可以的 30 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:23,562 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你想骗我陶望三,下一世啦！ … 31 00:03:35,281 --> 00:03:37,681 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好好食…个个食…好想吃… 32 00:03:38,484 --> 00:03:40,384 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}老大呀,你饿了吗？ 33 00:03:41,421 --> 00:03:43,048 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}难道你看不见我的食指已僵硬？ 34 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,986 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我不吃,我的小二都要吃啦！ 35 00:03:49,262 --> 00:03:50,923 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}老大,他正在乱抛垃圾呀 36 00:03:51,030 --> 00:03:52,156 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是垃圾虫来的 37 00:03:52,599 --> 00:03:54,692 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哎呀,你在装蒜吗？ 38 00:03:54,968 --> 00:03:56,367 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你看不见人家给你机会吗 39 00:03:56,536 --> 00:03:57,935 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你连这也不好好把握 40 00:04:10,483 --> 00:04:14,886 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}老大…这次我们又无机会罗？ 41 00:04:15,121 --> 00:04:17,248 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}放心吧,我一定想到计谋 42 00:04:17,590 --> 00:04:19,217 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}让他在那些大姑娘面前出丑 43 00:04:19,492 --> 00:04:21,619 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}以后凡见到姑娘都会往回走 44 00:04:26,666 --> 00:04:27,394 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哎唷 45 00:04:27,834 --> 00:04:30,200 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哎唷,姑娘,你点呀,你没事吧 46 00:04:30,370 --> 00:04:31,132 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哎唷…好痛呀！ 47 00:04:31,404 --> 00:04:32,302 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是吗,给我看看 48 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:37,008 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哎呀,系 49 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:40,371 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哎哟,我帮你摔下,摔完就不痛了 50 00:04:41,581 --> 00:04:43,014 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}真的好痛啊 51 00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:45,008 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不用怕 52 00:04:47,153 --> 00:04:47,949 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好痛呀 53 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:50,782 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不用惊 54 00:04:54,861 --> 00:04:55,691 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你真坏 55 00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:57,092 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}来,给我吻一下 56 00:04:59,932 --> 00:05:01,490 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你真坏,好坏啊 57 00:05:08,107 --> 00:05:09,506 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你真的很坏啊 58 00:05:13,746 --> 00:05:15,976 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不要呀,都说不要了 59 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:30,360 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}待会你就好受… 60 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:32,923 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}唔…唔制呀,你真坏… 61 00:05:39,639 --> 00:05:42,403 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不要呀,你真坏 62 00:05:57,623 --> 00:05:59,614 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你真坏 63 00:06:03,162 --> 00:06:05,858 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}叫得那么爽？等我一棍搞垮你 64 00:06:05,965 --> 00:06:07,330 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}让你没机会再叫嚷 65 00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:14,897 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你个淫妇啊 66 00:06:15,508 --> 00:06:18,705 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哇！你那里真的刺了「一流」两个字 67 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:20,778 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哇！好利害呀…我喜欢呀！ 68 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:23,144 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}待会你就会知道，我不只一流这么简单 69 00:06:42,168 --> 00:06:44,068 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} actually have tattoos on it? 70 00:06:44,203 --> 00:06:49,607 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}珍珠也没那么真呀！而且他那里… 71 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:04,056 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}唉，听话吧，别哭了… 72 00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:08,389 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我们回家了，不要哭，乘，回家了 73 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:14,756 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}总之就是爽到爆 74 00:07:14,867 --> 00:07:17,461 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}真的吗？下次我也要试一下 75 00:07:17,737 --> 00:07:19,329 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是呀,是呀,下次啦！下次啦！ 76 00:07:19,505 --> 00:07:21,632 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哎呀,我应承了丈夫出来买东西 77 00:07:21,741 --> 00:07:24,073 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}这么久都不回去,定会给他责备 78 00:07:25,611 --> 00:07:27,044 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}老板,多少钱呀？ 79 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:38,782 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}夫人,我们不如行大路啦 80 00:07:38,891 --> 00:07:40,119 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}那里比较安全 81 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:44,561 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}如果要行大路,要多用一天的时间 82 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:47,496 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不如行树林那边会比较好 83 00:07:47,767 --> 00:07:50,793 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}夫人,树林有鬼的,好得人惊呀 84 00:07:51,337 --> 00:07:53,100 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}唉,你们这些男人 85 00:07:53,239 --> 00:07:56,265 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}平时就觉得自己天不怕,地不怕 86 00:07:57,043 --> 00:07:59,944 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}现在森林只是闹鬼,有什么好惊呀 87 00:08:00,246 --> 00:08:03,044 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}夫人,树林那儿有贼我们就不怕 88 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:06,418 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}但是现在是有鬼,我们不敢多去了 89 00:08:07,687 --> 00:08:10,383 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}这样吧,我多付十两银 90 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:12,582 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}假如有谁不怕鬼 91 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:15,153 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}敢在树林过一夜 92 00:08:15,761 --> 00:08:20,528 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}这十两银子就归他，这样，你够敢了吧 93 00:08:24,136 --> 00:08:25,501 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}吓死人什么，老大 94 00:08:26,138 --> 00:08:29,437 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}生人不生胆，玩具而已，斟茶吧 95 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:33,243 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不怕惊青就有鬼鬼了！ Boss…. 96 00:08:33,479 --> 00:08:35,037 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你又发生了什么事吗？ 97 00:08:35,314 --> 00:08:37,714 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}树林里真系有鬼 98 00:08:38,284 --> 00:08:40,980 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我已叫你别相信那个说书佬的话… 99 00:08:41,420 --> 00:08:43,411 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}Not!早前离开的珠宝商人 100 00:08:43,556 --> 00:08:45,285 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}说在城郊十里那个树林内 101 00:08:45,591 --> 00:08:47,491 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}有一只专擒男人的女鬼呀 102 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:49,051 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是女人？ 103 00:08:49,295 --> 00:08:50,626 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不单是这样,他还说呢… 104 00:08:50,730 --> 00:08:52,163 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}有谁够胆在树林里过一晚夜呢 105 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:53,926 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}就给他十两银呀 106 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:55,489 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}这么大口气？ 107 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:58,534 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不是我大口气 108 00:08:58,871 --> 00:09:03,035 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}而是世间上根本没有这样大胆的人 109 00:09:05,778 --> 00:09:08,975 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}在下陶望三,未知夫人是… 110 00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:11,049 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}小女子是云仙 111 00:09:11,317 --> 00:09:14,343 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是城中珠宝商贾老爷的妻子 112 00:09:14,453 --> 00:09:16,717 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哦,那即是贾夫人 113 00:09:18,324 --> 00:09:21,225 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}刚才听到贾夫人以十两银作打赌 114 00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:24,122 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}认为无人敢在鬼树林过夜,是吧？ 115 00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:29,864 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是的,不过我想你们这班男人 116 00:09:30,036 --> 00:09:33,472 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}讲就天下无敌,做就无能为力 117 00:09:33,806 --> 00:09:36,138 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我看我这十两银 118 00:09:36,342 --> 00:09:38,310 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是没有人敢跟我输赌了 119 00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:42,708 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}小女子要先走喇,失陪 120 00:09:57,129 --> 00:09:58,357 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}老老老大呀 121 00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:00,658 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你是出了名的陶…大胆 122 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:04,267 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}今…次你没…衰…给人家看吧？ 123 00:10:04,670 --> 00:10:06,763 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}就是罗,女鬼之嘛 124 00:10:06,906 --> 00:10:08,396 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我们老大一棍「扑」落去 125 00:10:08,507 --> 00:10:11,101 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}任何女鬼都变做衰鬼！系咪呀？ 126 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:12,869 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}梗梗系啦！ … 127 00:10:13,579 --> 00:10:16,446 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好！今晚就等老大表演给你们看 128 00:10:16,649 --> 00:10:19,379 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}在鬼树林里过夜,让珠宝商掉眼镜 129 00:10:19,685 --> 00:10:22,347 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}赢十两银回来给大家饮花酒都好呀 130 00:10:22,521 --> 00:10:23,579 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好呀！ 131 00:10:23,689 --> 00:10:27,125 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}老大真棒！老大来喝茶… 132 00:11:17,043 --> 00:11:19,978 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}孤枕难眠,犹怜处子 133 00:11:20,246 --> 00:11:24,444 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}三更夜半,只能自听笃笃笃 134 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:27,079 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}喂,你这个人真是…？ 135 00:11:27,653 --> 00:11:29,348 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}打扰我家小姐的雅兴！ 136 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:33,454 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}小生陶望三,请恕小生冒昧 137 00:11:33,759 --> 00:11:35,852 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}在下只不过系觉得刚才姑娘的琴音 138 00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:37,689 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} 实在令人陶醉 139 00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:40,431 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}在下并无意打扰姑娘你呀 140 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:44,663 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}小姐，此人眉尖额窄，两眼水汪汪 141 00:11:45,004 --> 00:11:46,801 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}一看就知道不系好人啦 142 00:11:46,972 --> 00:11:48,599 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}梅兰，不得无礼！ 143 00:11:50,776 --> 00:11:53,973 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}小姐，我不是乱说的！刚才他下对联 144 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,672 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} 什么处子呀…笃笃笃 145 00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:57,439 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}分明就是想占你便宜 146 00:11:57,750 --> 00:12:00,446 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}梅兰,你何时学会这样思想污秽 147 00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:02,778 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}以后不准你想这这些事呀 148 00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:04,246 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}小姐… 149 00:12:04,423 --> 00:12:05,822 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不要再说了,我们走吧！ 150 00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:13,590 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}未知姑娘芳名？家在何处？ 151 00:12:13,699 --> 00:12:17,362 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好让小生知道,他日亲自拜访呀？ … 152 00:12:18,104 --> 00:12:21,335 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}家父姓姜,是城西的钱庄商人… 153 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:22,598 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}失陪 154 00:12:27,179 --> 00:12:29,272 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}姓姜的钱庄商人？ 155 00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:34,810 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哦，就是那个暴发户姜大户的女儿 156 00:12:36,388 --> 00:12:39,221 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}果然是人间极品 157 00:12:51,804 --> 00:12:55,001 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} Hey, I can't find a single fire item after walking all day 158 00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:59,538 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}难道那些大姑娘都是同一天经期的 159 00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:12,923 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} 唉…不是那些人说的事情都是真的 160 00:13:13,692 --> 00:13:19,153 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}这里有山林女鬼？那会有鬼耶 161 00:13:19,698 --> 00:13:22,599 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}如果真有鬼也吓走全部山贼吧 162 00:13:23,369 --> 00:13:26,338 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}又怎么会有那么多人在这里留下买路钱呀 163 00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:46,848 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}女鬼饶命,女鬼饶命… 164 00:13:58,804 --> 00:13:59,793 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不知好歹 165 00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:03,166 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你竟然敢入侵我森林女鬼的地方？ 166 00:14:03,475 --> 00:14:05,500 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}女鬼？女鬼那会有脚？ 167 00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:07,745 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我都忍了整天喇 168 00:14:07,913 --> 00:14:09,938 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}想不侵犯你的森林都不可以了！ 169 00:14:10,883 --> 00:14:12,851 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}嘿！你想完全满足我？未够资格！ 170 00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:16,318 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}待会就知你胜任与否了 171 00:14:19,725 --> 00:14:23,889 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哗！孙悟空的金刚棒？好正呀 172 00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:27,599 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}知惊喇？今日就等我老孙呢枝金刚棒 173 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,258 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}收服你个小妖精啦！ 174 00:14:36,408 --> 00:14:38,205 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}呢棍系打你个森林女鬼 175 00:14:38,644 --> 00:14:39,906 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}呢棍系打你个小妖精的 176 00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:43,611 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}小妖精呀小妖精,森林野鬼小妖精 177 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:48,779 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}小妖精呀小妖精,森林野鬼小妖精… 178 00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:52,581 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}老大呀,连树林女鬼的桥段都没有用 179 00:14:52,691 --> 00:14:53,783 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}那怎样才好呀？ 180 00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:57,388 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你和我定点吧！我还有大把货耶！ 181 00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,161 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}嗨，两位兄弟，哈哈 182 00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:04,059 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}原来昨天那个珠宝商说的说是真的 183 00:15:04,436 --> 00:15:08,338 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}森林里真的有一只专擒男的女鬼耶 184 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,707 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}之不过，当昨晚她遇到我这个 185 00:15:12,811 --> 00:15:14,642 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}男人之中的男人之后呢 186 00:15:14,947 --> 00:15:17,381 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} 她对其他男人都没有兴趣了 187 00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,641 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}为什么？ 188 00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:24,046 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}为什么？因为只有我才可满足她罗…哈 189 00:15:24,523 --> 00:15:26,423 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} ghost 190 00:15:26,525 --> 00:15:28,493 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}只有赌鬼、穷鬼、孤寒鬼 191 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:30,653 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}咸湿鬼就多的是！ … 192 00:15:30,829 --> 00:15:32,592 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}Not!那群茶叶佬说呢 193 00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:35,792 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}有单还好，那地方真有鬼 194 00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:37,229 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哦，又有什么鬼呀？ … 195 00:15:37,836 --> 00:15:39,565 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}就在姜大户家那里罗 196 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:46,338 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}陕西渭南的暴发户姜大户 197 00:15:46,745 --> 00:15:50,078 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}出了名"风吹皇帝裤朗"孤九寒 198 00:15:50,816 --> 00:15:53,979 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不知是否因这样,所以弄到神憎鬼厌 199 00:15:54,386 --> 00:15:57,514 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}上个月在他后院的芦屋竟然闹鬼 200 00:15:57,990 --> 00:15:59,218 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}弄到他永无宁日… 201 00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:03,923 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}姜大户为避开这些恶鬼举家搬到城西 202 00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:06,529 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}只剩下两个家丁看守芦屋 203 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:10,197 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}谁不知两个家丁离奇暴毙 204 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,533 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}后来再换了几个家丁 205 00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:16,334 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}但都是一样死于非命 206 00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:19,171 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不是那样猛鬼吧？ 207 00:16:19,411 --> 00:16:20,503 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}The terrier has it? 208 00:16:20,746 --> 00:16:22,441 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}姜大户认为这房子很邪门 209 00:16:22,614 --> 00:16:24,445 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}所以把它荒废了 210 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:33,891 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}老大呀，那今天这次你会不会会去 211 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,756 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}去看看有没有鬼呀 212 00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:52,239 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}家父姓姜，是城西的钱庄商人 213 00:16:52,544 --> 00:16:53,602 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} Excuse me 214 00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:57,772 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好，今晚我就去姜大户那里一趟 215 00:16:58,384 --> 00:17:00,375 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}故意在那里借宿一夜！ 216 00:17:18,737 --> 00:17:20,329 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}小尤，你来的正好 217 00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:22,130 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}This is Tao Wang San Tao Gongzi 218 00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:25,872 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}他不仅饱读诗书，而且还懂得看照片 219 00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:30,237 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}他说阿爹今年底会再发一次大财呀 220 00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:32,615 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}陶公子有礼！ 221 00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:34,878 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}姜姑娘有礼！ 222 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:38,612 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}陶公子，不如帮小女儿看个全照片好吗？ 223 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,616 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}恭敬不如从命！ 224 00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:55,837 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}Tao Gongzi… Tao Gongzi? … Mr. Tao? … 225 00:17:56,675 --> 00:17:59,269 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}怎样？我女儿的全相,很好吧？ 226 00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:02,107 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好,好！简直就是人间极品呀！ 227 00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:03,145 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}真的？ 228 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,880 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不单这样,姜老爷 229 00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:08,879 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}在一个月之内,重会有于归之喜呀！ 230 00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,852 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是吗,那就好了！ 231 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,320 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我这女儿自幼被我宠坏了 232 00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:16,321 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}她选老公比我选妾侍还要审慎 233 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:19,230 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我还怕她不能出嫁！哈哈！ 234 00:18:19,364 --> 00:18:22,026 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}现在听你这样说,我便安乐了 235 00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:23,996 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}爹 236 00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:27,728 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你干嘛在陶公子面前说这些事情？ 237 00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:31,199 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}姜老爷请放心,姜姑娘将来的夫婿 238 00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:32,876 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}一定会是「人中之杰」 239 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,577 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}难得跟陶公子你有缘 240 00:18:36,815 --> 00:18:38,976 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}今晚不如在这里留宿一宵 241 00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:40,981 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我会吩咐厨房准备好酒菜 242 00:18:41,186 --> 00:18:43,450 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}让我们好好畅谈一番,怎样呀？ 243 00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:46,517 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}姜老爷的盛意,在下心领了 244 00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:48,458 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}在下今日路经贵府 245 00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:50,821 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}本来一心就是想上京赴考的 246 00:18:51,697 --> 00:18:54,723 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}实在不想劳烦姜老爷和姜姑娘 247 00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:57,134 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}如果姜老爷你唔嫌弃 248 00:18:57,436 --> 00:18:59,870 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}在下想在芦屋借宿一宵就可以了 249 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,198 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}那里… 250 00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:03,767 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}实不相瞒 251 00:19:03,942 --> 00:19:06,877 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我们后院的芦屋…经常闹鬼的 252 00:19:07,179 --> 00:19:09,704 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}实在不敢借给陶公子你留宿呀 253 00:19:10,015 --> 00:19:13,280 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是啊,我们这里有很多厢房,不如… 254 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:16,681 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}正所谓：平生不作亏心事 255 00:19:16,955 --> 00:19:18,786 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}半夜敲门也不惊 256 00:19:19,224 --> 00:19:21,249 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我陶望三行得正,企得正 257 00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,355 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我虽然不是什么英雄豪杰 258 00:19:23,695 --> 00:19:25,720 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}但亦都不是贪生怕死之徒 259 00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:29,059 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}连鬼都对我都无可奈何 260 00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:31,962 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}陶公子的正气,小女子实在佩服！ 261 00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:35,004 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不单止小女认同,连我都是一样 262 00:19:35,707 --> 00:19:38,870 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好,既然这样,我就应承你 263 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,510 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}或者可以借陶公子的正气 264 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,410 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}将芦屋入面的恶鬼赶走 265 00:19:44,716 --> 00:19:45,978 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}多谢姜老爷！ 266 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,207 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你做什么？想占我们小姐的便宜呀！ 267 00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:22,720 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}陶公子,我们就在这里送别 268 00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:24,385 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}有劳姜姑娘！ 269 00:20:36,268 --> 00:20:38,463 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}真系越看越想上… 270 00:20:59,157 --> 00:20:59,885 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}钱带来了没？ 271 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,397 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你记得我说过什么吗？ 272 00:21:09,868 --> 00:21:11,733 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} 没问题，先勾引他嘛 273 00:21:12,337 --> 00:21:15,135 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} 然后向老爷告状，告他强奸我 274 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,931 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} 然后拉他去衙门，先割去他那话儿 275 00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:20,174 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}然后抽他的根，剥他的皮 276 00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:23,177 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}喝他的血，拿他的心给狗吃 277 00:21:24,149 --> 00:21:26,117 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} got it!可以了！今晚行动吧！ 278 00:21:27,052 --> 00:21:27,882 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不过 279 00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:30,181 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我怕真的在芦屋里撞鬼呀 280 00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:33,485 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你怕撞鬼还是以后大把银好呀？ 281 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:38,059 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}为了这些银两,撞鬼都不用怕啦 282 00:21:38,497 --> 00:21:40,362 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}喂,少穿点衣服呀！ 283 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:44,330 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}得喇！知道喇,要令他流鼻血不止嘛 284 00:21:45,270 --> 00:21:46,999 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}老大 285 00:21:47,205 --> 00:21:50,697 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你估望三今次会否中计呢？ 286 00:21:51,076 --> 00:21:52,373 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你相信我喇 287 00:21:52,711 --> 00:21:54,611 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}梅兰自动送上门他都不上 288 00:21:54,713 --> 00:21:56,010 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我就切掉我自己呀 289 00:22:05,190 --> 00:22:06,953 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}咦,居然是你？ 290 00:22:08,226 --> 00:22:11,320 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}在日间这么恶,现在居然帮我捏骨 291 00:22:11,430 --> 00:22:12,863 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}肯定是想捏死我了 292 00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:16,763 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我怕公子你读书读得累 293 00:22:16,935 --> 00:22:18,903 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}所以才帮你按摩 294 00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:27,876 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}公子,这样按舒不舒服呀 295 00:22:27,979 --> 00:22:29,412 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}舒服,舒服 296 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,505 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我再帮你按下腿呀 297 00:22:43,829 --> 00:22:48,095 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}梅兰, I think you are tired too?不如我帮你按 298 00:22:48,567 --> 00:22:50,467 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}公子，你真坏啊 299 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,300 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}梅兰，这样会不会舒服吗？ 300 00:22:57,909 --> 00:23:00,537 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}公子，不要啊，不要这样吧 301 00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:04,576 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}别装蒜了，我知道你喜欢这样按的 302 00:23:07,753 --> 00:23:18,823 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} Yeah, no yeah... Young Master, I can't help it 303 00:23:40,018 --> 00:23:41,610 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}干嘛你把我推开？ 304 00:23:41,820 --> 00:23:44,789 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}简直系世风日下，道德沦亡呀 305 00:23:45,991 --> 00:23:48,425 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我没想到原来你是一个卑鄙无耻 306 00:23:48,527 --> 00:23:52,725 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}下流贱格,淫荡放纵的女子 307 00:23:53,732 --> 00:23:56,098 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我真是不该认识你呀！ 308 00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:03,240 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你说我卑鄙无耻,下流贱格 309 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,273 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是你先对我摸手摸脚的 310 00:24:06,511 --> 00:24:10,948 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}其实我只是牺牲自己,来试探你 311 00:24:11,516 --> 00:24:18,115 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}估不到你原来真的是这样的人！你走 312 00:24:18,356 --> 00:24:21,951 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我不想再见到你！你快点离开呀！ 313 00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:27,360 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}走！是你一见到我就「扯」呀,哼！ 314 00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:41,305 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}真的气死我 315 00:24:41,546 --> 00:24:42,945 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你还在说 316 00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:45,378 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}从来没有女人勾引不到陶望三的 317 00:24:45,584 --> 00:24:48,052 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你真是经典了，真没用！ 318 00:24:48,553 --> 00:24:50,521 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}从来没有男人不受我勾引的 319 00:24:50,622 --> 00:24:53,420 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你那个朋友呀，找鬼来勾引他吧 320 00:24:54,292 --> 00:24:55,953 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你的银两交还给你 321 00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:58,595 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我情愿赚少点也不想被鬼压呀 322 00:24:58,763 --> 00:25:01,459 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} hey hey hey 323 00:25:04,269 --> 00:25:05,998 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} 她说得对呀… 324 00:25:06,538 --> 00:25:08,506 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}如果我被她勾引… 325 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:10,107 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我定必上她啊 326 00:25:10,475 --> 00:25:12,943 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我上你的死人头呀！我找鬼上你啦！ 327 00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:16,914 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}喂,干嘛又拉住我 328 00:25:17,215 --> 00:25:20,810 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我…我没有拉住你呀！ … 329 00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:30,359 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哗！鬼呀…鬼呀… 330 00:25:42,073 --> 00:25:44,268 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}喂,你这个死崽子 331 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:50,981 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}连老大你都不理？ 332 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:18,907 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}又想怎样呀？ 333 00:26:36,861 --> 00:26:37,919 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我警告你们 334 00:26:38,096 --> 00:26:39,620 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}要玩就光明正大出来跟我玩！ 335 00:26:39,798 --> 00:26:41,288 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}缩头乌龟算是什么呀？ 336 00:26:43,702 --> 00:26:44,532 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你们是什么人？ 337 00:26:45,470 --> 00:26:46,698 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我们不是人！ 338 00:26:48,306 --> 00:26:51,935 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}难道是鬼吗？鬼会像你们这么靓？ 339 00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:56,846 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}唉,别吓我了！早点回家去吧！ … 340 00:26:58,650 --> 00:27:02,313 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是什么人,竟然连鬼都不怕？ 341 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:06,022 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}看他有多胆大,我们齐变面吓死他 342 00:27:08,793 --> 00:27:12,695 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}鬼…鬼…鬼呀… 343 00:27:15,433 --> 00:27:18,061 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}陶公子…陶公子？ … 344 00:27:18,670 --> 00:27:24,006 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}陶公子… 345 00:27:28,847 --> 00:27:30,178 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}难道我在做梦？ 346 00:27:30,548 --> 00:27:31,606 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}做什么梦呀？ 347 00:27:34,452 --> 00:27:36,181 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}没什么,我只是做梦也估不到 348 00:27:36,287 --> 00:27:39,017 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}一起床就可以见到姜姑娘 349 00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:40,518 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}如果每天早上都是这样 350 00:27:40,725 --> 00:27:42,784 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}就算短数年命都值得啦！ 351 00:27:44,929 --> 00:27:48,057 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是了,姜姑娘,为何你会在这里？ 352 00:27:48,366 --> 00:27:51,824 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}没什么,爹有要事找你,叫我来找你 353 00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:55,063 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}岂有此理！ 354 00:27:55,273 --> 00:27:57,537 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}简直是世风日下,道德沦亡！ 355 00:27:57,709 --> 00:28:00,473 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}估不到你是一个卑鄙无耻,下流贱格 356 00:28:00,578 --> 00:28:03,741 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}淫欲放纵的人,我真看错你了！ 357 00:28:04,449 --> 00:28:07,111 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}爹,先别这样 358 00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:10,185 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}或者他有苦衷？你先听听他解释吧 359 00:28:11,923 --> 00:28:13,254 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}还有什么好说？ 360 00:28:13,758 --> 00:28:15,749 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}老爷…我真是无心的… 361 00:28:15,894 --> 00:28:16,656 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}无心？ 362 00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:19,455 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我昨晚明明看见你偷偷走入去芦屋 363 00:28:19,831 --> 00:28:22,595 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}还穿得挺淫贱,想去勾引陶公子 364 00:28:23,068 --> 00:28:24,535 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我话你「起心」才真呀 365 00:28:25,570 --> 00:28:28,232 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不是呀！老爷,请你原谅我啦 366 00:28:28,573 --> 00:28:31,235 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你不要赶我走啦！老爷… 367 00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:35,710 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我们姜家没你这样羞家的！扯！ 368 00:28:36,081 --> 00:28:38,174 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}爹,梅兰只是一时之错 369 00:28:38,283 --> 00:28:39,910 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你不要赶她走吧！ … 370 00:28:40,418 --> 00:28:43,512 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}姜老爷,在下是外人本不适宜讲话的 371 00:28:44,189 --> 00:28:46,953 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不过正所谓：少女情怀为君开 372 00:28:47,192 --> 00:28:50,593 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}何况梅兰正值芳华少艾,怎会例外呢 373 00:28:50,829 --> 00:28:52,456 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}当日,梅兰虽然是想讨好我 374 00:28:52,964 --> 00:28:54,454 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}但是我早已有心仪的对象 375 00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:56,124 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}所以并无理会她 376 00:28:56,701 --> 00:28:58,464 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}既然什么事都无发生过 377 00:28:58,703 --> 00:29:00,330 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}梅兰亦都没做错些什么 378 00:29:01,072 --> 00:29:03,768 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}所谓：家和万事兴，家衰口不停 379 00:29:04,375 --> 00:29:06,172 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}it's better to do less than to do more? 380 00:29:06,544 --> 00:29:10,844 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}唔…陶公子，你系一个正人君子 381 00:29:11,182 --> 00:29:14,447 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}就算梅兰怎么勾引你，你也不会上当 382 00:29:14,786 --> 00:29:17,220 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}现在你还帮这个害你的人 383 00:29:18,022 --> 00:29:19,819 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}那就证明我没看错 384 00:29:20,158 --> 00:29:23,719 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} 你是一个宽宏大量兼且正直不移的人 385 00:29:24,195 --> 00:29:25,526 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}姜老爷过奖… 386 00:29:26,798 --> 00:29:29,892 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} Okay!既然陶公子为她求情……梅兰！ 387 00:29:30,168 --> 00:29:30,964 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}奴婢在… 388 00:29:31,236 --> 00:29:34,137 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我不赶你走也可以,但是从现在开始 389 00:29:34,239 --> 00:29:36,036 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你只能够在厨房里做帮手 390 00:29:36,274 --> 00:29:38,799 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}半步都不可以走出来！明白吗？ 391 00:29:39,577 --> 00:29:40,509 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}知道喇 392 00:29:40,678 --> 00:29:41,770 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}快点去做事吧 393 00:29:41,980 --> 00:29:42,708 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}多谢老爷！ 394 00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:48,316 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}陶公子 395 00:29:48,553 --> 00:29:51,215 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}真的多谢你帮梅兰讲说话 396 00:29:52,056 --> 00:29:54,547 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}能够帮到姜姑娘的,在下一定会帮忙 397 00:29:55,894 --> 00:29:59,921 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}小尤,你话陶公子是否一个大好人呢 398 00:30:00,665 --> 00:30:02,895 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我话陶公子唔单止系一个好人 399 00:30:03,201 --> 00:30:06,329 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}而且仲宅心仁厚,简值是再生菩萨呀 400 00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:08,432 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}姜姑娘言重喇！ … 401 00:30:09,007 --> 00:30:10,998 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}可惜陶公子刚说过 402 00:30:11,109 --> 00:30:13,907 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}已经有了心仪对像…不是的话… 403 00:30:14,179 --> 00:30:16,909 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我就可以将小尤许配给你！ … 404 00:30:17,215 --> 00:30:19,740 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}爹,陶公子是人中之杰 405 00:30:19,851 --> 00:30:21,614 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我又怎配得上人家哦 406 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:25,278 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}人中之杰…人中之杰… 407 00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:28,323 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}唉,为何我的乘女儿碰不到 408 00:30:28,426 --> 00:30:30,656 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}像陶公子这样的人中之杰呢… 409 00:30:31,396 --> 00:30:33,330 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}姜老爷,恕在下直言喇！ … 410 00:30:33,798 --> 00:30:34,560 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}陶公子请讲！ 411 00:30:34,732 --> 00:30:37,599 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}在下心仪既人…其实就系姜姑娘 412 00:30:38,903 --> 00:30:41,701 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哦,真的吗？那就好了！哈哈… 413 00:30:41,806 --> 00:30:42,568 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}姜老爷… 414 00:30:43,074 --> 00:30:45,201 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哎呀,还叫姜老爷 415 00:30:45,543 --> 00:30:47,238 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}现在我将小尤许配给你 416 00:30:47,478 --> 00:30:48,843 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}以后我们就是一家人了 417 00:30:49,380 --> 00:30:50,642 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你要叫阿爹喇 418 00:30:55,286 --> 00:30:56,310 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}多谢阿爹！ 419 00:30:57,288 --> 00:31:00,121 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我吩咐下人帮你搬行李过来吧 420 00:31:00,225 --> 00:31:01,852 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}以后你就住在这啦 421 00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:06,821 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}爹,恕望三不孝,因为望三出身清贫 422 00:31:07,031 --> 00:31:10,023 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不想被人家说我靠岳父飞黄腾达 423 00:31:10,301 --> 00:31:11,859 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}所以,我想继续住在芦屋 424 00:31:12,070 --> 00:31:16,598 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}直至我高中状元返来才搬,免招话柄 425 00:31:16,774 --> 00:31:21,370 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}唔…果然有骨气,我真的没看错你 426 00:31:21,913 --> 00:31:24,746 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好,我应承你 427 00:31:33,258 --> 00:31:37,024 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}娘子,你做什么,身体不适吗 428 00:31:38,363 --> 00:31:39,295 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不是呀 429 00:31:40,164 --> 00:31:44,032 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}因为我第一次跟男人睡在同一张床 430 00:31:45,536 --> 00:31:48,835 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}傻猪,我们经已成亲了 431 00:31:48,973 --> 00:31:49,905 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}还怕什么 432 00:41:09,433 --> 00:41:10,798 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}姐姐，为什么呢？ 433 00:41:11,101 --> 00:41:13,262 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我们仿陶望三夫妇这样做 434 00:41:13,571 --> 00:41:18,372 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} 但为什么总是没那么开心，不够满足 435 00:41:19,910 --> 00:41:22,003 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} 你问我，我问谁 436 00:42:28,612 --> 00:42:49,126 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}相公…相公…起床了 437 00:43:25,302 --> 00:43:28,635 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} 大家是不是羡慕我有个这么好的老婆呢 438 00:43:30,140 --> 00:43:32,574 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}但是在开心的背后 439 00:43:32,977 --> 00:43:38,711 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}有时候要付出很大很大的代价 440 00:43:39,650 --> 00:43:44,349 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是什么代价呢,待会大家就会知道了 441 00:46:37,628 --> 00:46:39,596 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}去郊游要做 442 00:46:39,963 --> 00:46:42,830 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我要呀,快点 443 00:46:46,503 --> 00:46:49,563 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}食饭又要做，干什么呀？ 444 00:46:49,740 --> 00:46:51,002 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我要呀 445 00:47:02,619 --> 00:47:04,985 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}湖边又要做 446 00:47:21,471 --> 00:47:24,634 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}甚至乎睡觉都要做 447 00:47:35,652 --> 00:47:37,779 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}估不到嫂夫人原来这么勤力 448 00:47:38,622 --> 00:47:40,522 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}怪不得人家说 449 00:47:40,724 --> 00:47:42,555 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}人们成了亲之后 450 00:47:43,260 --> 00:47:47,196 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}就好辛苦,日做夜做 451 00:47:47,497 --> 00:47:49,692 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}老大,你不用这么勤力吧？ 452 00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:55,328 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}什么勤力,我就快没命了 453 00:47:56,573 --> 00:48:00,407 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}唉,真的估不到…我陶望三 454 00:48:00,611 --> 00:48:03,774 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}会有精尽人亡的一日 455 00:48:04,214 --> 00:48:09,880 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}再这样下去定必没命 456 00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:11,951 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}办法不是没有的 457 00:48:12,356 --> 00:48:15,189 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你假装自己不想无心向学 458 00:48:15,659 --> 00:48:16,751 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}跟岳父大人讲呢 459 00:48:17,027 --> 00:48:19,222 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}自己想一个人在芦屋里苦读 460 00:48:19,463 --> 00:48:21,522 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}和妻子每半个月才相见一次 461 00:48:21,832 --> 00:48:23,925 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}以解相思之苦,那便可以了 462 00:48:24,735 --> 00:48:28,000 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}系 463 00:48:29,973 --> 00:48:32,737 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不好意思,我下次请客,有事走先了 464 00:48:33,577 --> 00:48:35,568 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}慢慢走,不远送了 465 00:48:36,313 --> 00:48:41,842 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}老大,你何时转性？懂得关怀别人？ 466 00:48:42,252 --> 00:48:43,913 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你觉得我像个好人吗？ 467 00:48:44,554 --> 00:48:46,545 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} 你…你像个… 468 00:48:46,657 --> 00:48:49,421 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}简直是奸到外面啦！ 469 00:48:49,526 --> 00:48:52,859 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} 是吧，你认为我会不会有好计给他 470 00:48:54,298 --> 00:48:56,528 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}那就是给…他上呀？ … 471 00:48:57,167 --> 00:48:59,226 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} I'm on... you mother! 472 00:48:59,703 --> 00:49:02,866 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我只是特意驶开嫂夫人呀 473 00:49:03,140 --> 00:49:04,505 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}剩下陶望三一人 474 00:49:04,841 --> 00:49:07,810 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我就能日夜整蛊他！ is it not 475 00:49:49,586 --> 00:49:52,987 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}Peng Xiaoer, called Myna 476 00:49:53,490 --> 00:49:56,721 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}两头肩枕,这么大个 477 00:49:57,060 --> 00:49:59,927 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}眼一眨,我膊一缩 478 00:50:00,097 --> 00:50:02,998 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我爬啊爬过山河 479 00:50:03,300 --> 00:50:06,633 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我爬啊爬过山河 480 00:50:07,270 --> 00:50:10,967 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我爬啊爬过山河 481 00:50:11,641 --> 00:50:12,801 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}嘿,现在你在这里这么风骚 482 00:50:13,043 --> 00:50:14,908 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}待会儿轮到我们做骚呀… 483 00:50:17,314 --> 00:50:18,474 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}干吗链我呀？ 484 00:50:42,773 --> 00:50:46,072 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}姐姐,为何今日只得陶公子一人 485 00:50:46,309 --> 00:50:48,334 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}先别管,来吓他吧 486 00:50:53,917 --> 00:50:59,685 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}又是你们俩？不是在做梦是真的有鬼 487 00:51:00,390 --> 00:51:03,689 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哈哈哈,男人真没用 488 00:51:04,027 --> 00:51:05,995 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我们俩仍未变成鬼 489 00:51:06,363 --> 00:51:09,093 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我们日光日白出来,你都惊？ 490 00:51:09,299 --> 00:51:10,664 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}为何日光日白你们可以出来的 491 00:51:12,602 --> 00:51:13,694 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}没理由的 492 00:51:14,471 --> 00:51:17,338 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}因为我们并不是啰！ … 493 00:51:17,808 --> 00:51:18,900 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不是鬼？是什么呀？ 494 00:51:19,142 --> 00:51:19,904 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}妖！ 495 00:51:20,844 --> 00:51:21,902 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}他晕了 496 00:51:22,345 --> 00:51:23,903 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}这么容易就吓晕了 497 00:51:24,047 --> 00:51:26,709 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}说他没用就真的没错 498 00:51:27,417 --> 00:51:29,749 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}他越想睡,我就要搅到他越不能睡 499 00:51:29,853 --> 00:51:30,820 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好呀！ 500 00:51:31,988 --> 00:51:47,063 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}月光光,照地塘,虾仔你乘乘训落床 501 00:51:47,571 --> 00:51:55,478 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}听朝阿妈要赶插秧咯 502 00:51:55,879 --> 00:52:04,878 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}阿嬷织网要织到天光,啊啊啊… 503 00:52:05,222 --> 00:52:06,814 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}老兄,现在嫂夫人已没有天天缠住你 504 00:52:07,057 --> 00:52:08,456 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}为何你仍是这样子呀？ 505 00:52:09,826 --> 00:52:12,624 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}唉！我以为避开了娘子 506 00:52:12,996 --> 00:52:17,092 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}就会睡得安乐,谁知没女人缠 507 00:52:17,501 --> 00:52:19,992 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}便被两只女鬼缠 508 00:52:20,437 --> 00:52:23,634 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}神呀！你救救我吧！ 509 00:52:25,242 --> 00:52:27,733 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}原来芦屋真…的有鬼呀？ 510 00:52:28,645 --> 00:52:32,877 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}何止是鬼,是女狐鬼呀！ 511 00:52:33,683 --> 00:52:36,709 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}据我所知,芦屋之所以有鬼 512 00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:39,645 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}可能是在女鬼的墓地附近 513 00:52:39,756 --> 00:52:43,317 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}又或者是芦屋建在墓地之上 514 00:52:43,493 --> 00:52:46,087 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}或者截断了墓地的风水龙脉 515 00:52:46,429 --> 00:52:48,397 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}所以才返上来找你 516 00:52:50,066 --> 00:52:53,627 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}那有什么解救的办法呀？ 517 00:52:54,137 --> 00:52:56,935 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}办法不是没有的,或者先找出墓地 518 00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:58,405 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}买些鱼虾蟹… 519 00:52:58,508 --> 00:53:00,169 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}赌档那些鱼虾蟹呀？ 520 00:53:00,377 --> 00:53:02,072 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}当然是吃的那些鱼虾蟹啦！ 521 00:53:02,245 --> 00:53:05,180 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}鲍参翅肚、和鸡鸭鹅等等 522 00:53:05,682 --> 00:53:08,742 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}配备三碗饭、三杯酒、三柱香 523 00:53:08,952 --> 00:53:10,442 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} 三枝花就可以了 524 00:53:10,887 --> 00:53:11,979 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}拜…两个人 525 00:53:12,088 --> 00:53:14,215 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}怎么…怎么又要三碗饭了？ 526 00:53:14,391 --> 00:53:15,653 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}他们到时候不够吃怎么办？ 527 00:53:15,892 --> 00:53:17,189 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}可以添饭丫嘛！ 528 00:53:17,561 --> 00:53:20,155 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} 这样你就不会再怕那两只女鬼了 529 00:53:20,263 --> 00:53:21,127 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} What about people? 530 00:53:21,565 --> 00:53:24,363 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} 你…没说完他…就离开了 531 00:53:24,901 --> 00:53:25,959 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} dead stupid 532 00:53:26,469 --> 00:53:27,959 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}Boss. 533 00:53:28,205 --> 00:53:30,571 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}刚才你说的方法真的行…得通吗？ 534 00:53:31,041 --> 00:53:32,303 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}行不行行我就不…我就不知道了 535 00:53:32,409 --> 00:53:33,501 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是我乱讲一通就真… 536 00:54:03,473 --> 00:54:09,343 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}秋容，小榭，我想是他们俩了 537 00:54:17,187 --> 00:54:19,883 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}求你放过我，怪小孩不懂世界 538 00:54:19,990 --> 00:54:23,084 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}放过我，放过我… 539 00:54:23,193 --> 00:54:25,286 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}别再缠着我，以后别再缠着我 540 00:54:31,067 --> 00:54:32,261 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你两个干嘛呀？ … 541 00:54:32,469 --> 00:54:33,458 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你认为呢？ 542 00:54:33,670 --> 00:54:35,103 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我们是来探你的 543 00:54:35,305 --> 00:54:37,899 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我已经拜祭过你们，你们还想怎样？ 544 00:54:44,614 --> 00:54:46,275 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}想怎么样？ 545 00:54:47,050 --> 00:54:50,247 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}无事献恩勤，非奸即盗！ 546 00:54:50,620 --> 00:54:53,145 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你会有这样好心肠去拜祭我们俩? 547 00:54:53,990 --> 00:54:56,322 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} 我想你要说清楚你想做什么才对 548 00:54:57,127 --> 00:54:58,492 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我…我没什么呀！ 549 00:54:59,429 --> 00:55:01,954 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你真的这么好心肠吗？ 550 00:55:02,365 --> 00:55:04,060 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}Not!我有呀 551 00:55:04,868 --> 00:55:06,699 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}别放过他呀 552 00:55:06,936 --> 00:55:08,870 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好，一于就不放过他呀 553 00:55:09,072 --> 00:55:11,165 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我们要给点利害这个没用的男人看 554 00:55:11,675 --> 00:55:12,539 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} wait and see 555 00:55:21,785 --> 00:55:23,912 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} 如来佛祖…芝士汉宝…拜你老母… 556 00:55:24,387 --> 00:55:27,845 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}求你帮我赶走两只女妖吧！谢谢… 557 00:55:28,858 --> 00:55:33,852 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}喃呒阿弥陀…般若般罗密… 558 00:55:33,963 --> 00:55:35,089 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} 闭嘴 559 00:55:39,602 --> 00:55:42,400 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}喃呒阿弥陀…般若般罗密… 560 00:55:42,505 --> 00:55:44,598 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你少来了！念那么多经都没用了 561 00:55:44,708 --> 00:55:47,700 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}临急抱佛脚，玉皇大帝也帮你不了了 562 00:55:50,113 --> 00:55:53,810 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}算我怕了你们，你们离开吧，谢谢 563 00:55:54,818 --> 00:55:55,614 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} no 564 00:55:56,119 --> 00:55:58,087 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}以后我们日日夜夜缠着你 565 00:55:58,288 --> 00:55:59,687 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}要你没睡好 566 00:56:00,924 --> 00:56:03,392 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我究竟有什么得罪你们呀 567 00:56:03,493 --> 00:56:05,051 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}要这样对待我？ 568 00:56:05,829 --> 00:56:06,761 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你样哀啰！ 569 00:56:06,963 --> 00:56:07,657 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你口臭！ 570 00:56:07,897 --> 00:56:08,761 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你自大！ 571 00:56:08,932 --> 00:56:09,762 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你粗鲁！ 572 00:56:09,966 --> 00:56:11,126 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你不穿底裤！ 573 00:56:11,434 --> 00:56:12,901 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你睡觉打鼻鼾！ 574 00:56:15,305 --> 00:56:16,932 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不要那么嘈呀！ 575 00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:18,600 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我已经一忍再忍 576 00:56:18,708 --> 00:56:22,337 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}忍无可忍了,不再忍了 577 00:56:24,914 --> 00:56:29,544 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}鬼？我都是鬼呀,不过是「咸湿鬼」 578 00:56:32,422 --> 00:56:33,446 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}一流？ 579 00:56:33,556 --> 00:56:36,047 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}「一江春水向西流」呀 580 00:59:13,750 --> 00:59:15,741 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你们会否觉得有点儿夸张呢？ 581 00:59:16,219 --> 00:59:19,552 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}说时说,秋容和小榭一经人道之后 582 00:59:19,856 --> 00:59:23,314 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}简直就对我判若神明,千依百顺 583 00:59:23,626 --> 00:59:27,357 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}有片为证,你们不信都不可以啦… 584 01:01:49,405 --> 01:01:52,238 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}差点忘记了,还有我的老婆小尤 585 01:01:52,675 --> 01:01:56,839 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我都要尽我做老公的责任去慰寂她 586 01:02:02,318 --> 01:02:06,311 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}像我这样享尽齐人之福,中正三重彩 587 01:02:06,589 --> 01:02:08,750 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我想都没人比得上我了？ 588 01:02:09,592 --> 01:02:11,287 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}就算有些人像我这样 589 01:02:11,494 --> 01:02:13,894 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}一箭中完一雕,然后再中多两雕！ 590 01:02:14,797 --> 01:02:17,527 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我想他都未曾上过女鬼了？ 591 01:02:17,734 --> 01:02:20,965 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}所以我系陶望三棍,武林至尊 592 01:02:21,237 --> 01:02:27,369 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}谁与争锋,与鬼同床！哈哈哈… 593 01:02:27,577 --> 01:02:30,410 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}诸行无常,诸法无我,涅盘寂静… 594 01:02:35,184 --> 01:02:39,177 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}施主你乌云盖顶双眼无神,阴气极重 595 01:02:39,489 --> 01:02:42,458 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}就算保住了性命,都难免有血光之灾 596 01:02:42,959 --> 01:02:44,551 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}大师,你说的是真的吗？ 597 01:02:45,394 --> 01:02:47,362 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}出家人又怎会讲大话呢？ 598 01:02:47,964 --> 01:02:51,491 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}呢道符可能帮到施主你 599 01:02:52,001 --> 01:02:56,461 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}万事要小心！阿弥陀佛… 600 01:02:57,840 --> 01:03:01,241 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}老大,你话呢道符灵唔灵呢？ 601 01:03:02,011 --> 01:03:04,980 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}懒理它灵不灵，有符好过无符嘛！ 602 01:03:05,515 --> 01:03:08,609 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}那就…吃…得不要浪费…袋了才说 603 01:03:08,851 --> 01:03:12,947 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}这些道士，即那些江湖术士 604 01:03:13,189 --> 01:03:16,386 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}在这里骗神骗鬼? It’s weird to believe him! … 605 01:04:43,112 --> 01:04:47,139 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}秋容，小榭，这两个月以来 606 01:04:47,250 --> 01:04:48,911 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}有你们陪伴我日夜 607 01:04:49,719 --> 01:04:51,311 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我真的很开心！ 608 01:04:52,722 --> 01:04:56,488 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} 我们都觉得很开心，很满足呀！ 609 01:04:57,526 --> 01:04:59,255 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}又饱又充实添呀 610 01:04:59,896 --> 01:05:03,332 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} 不过可惜，我晚些就不能陪你们了 611 01:05:04,233 --> 01:05:05,530 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你要走吗？ 612 01:05:06,102 --> 01:05:08,662 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}过两天我要准备上京赴考 613 01:05:09,105 --> 01:05:10,663 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} no ya 614 01:05:11,173 --> 01:05:12,003 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}为什么？ 615 01:05:12,408 --> 01:05:13,670 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}危险呀！ 616 01:05:13,876 --> 01:05:16,504 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} Yeah, my sister and I figured, you're in Beijing this time 617 01:05:16,612 --> 01:05:19,877 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}路上会遇到危险，你千万别去呀 618 01:05:20,082 --> 01:05:22,346 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}别走了，你别走了！ 619 01:05:23,085 --> 01:05:25,849 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我会没事的，你们放心吧！ 620 01:05:26,622 --> 01:05:28,453 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} 况且我这次上京赴考 621 01:05:28,557 --> 01:05:31,526 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} is aspiring to get, cannot go! 622 01:05:32,929 --> 01:05:37,161 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} 就算有什么危险，你们这样神通广大 623 01:05:37,266 --> 01:05:39,063 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} will surely save me, huh? 624 01:05:40,937 --> 01:05:43,132 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}总之怎样都好，你要记住 625 01:05:43,239 --> 01:05:44,604 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你一定不能死呀 626 01:05:46,809 --> 01:05:50,267 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} dead?我就不会死了 627 01:05:50,479 --> 01:05:53,539 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不过现在你们俩要多死一次给我看 628 01:06:12,101 --> 01:06:13,966 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}Madam, why don't you go back first 629 01:06:14,904 --> 01:06:18,169 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}相公，您路上万事要小心呀 630 01:06:41,497 --> 01:06:44,057 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}Help! …help! … 631 01:06:44,166 --> 01:06:45,724 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}拿来呀 632 01:06:46,068 --> 01:06:46,932 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} 不好… 633 01:06:47,370 --> 01:06:53,070 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}拿来呀…拿来呀三八 634 01:06:53,242 --> 01:06:55,176 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}救命呀，别呀… 635 01:06:55,277 --> 01:06:56,335 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}还不放手？ 636 01:06:59,148 --> 01:07:00,979 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} help me 637 01:07:03,619 --> 01:07:09,615 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}咦，云僊夫人？死吧，怎么办呢？ 638 01:07:12,895 --> 01:07:14,863 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}拿来呀 639 01:07:16,265 --> 01:07:17,323 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你们想怎么样？ 640 01:07:17,433 --> 01:07:19,264 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}想怎么样？想和你风流快活啰！ 641 01:07:19,368 --> 01:07:20,562 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} 不好… 642 01:07:20,669 --> 01:07:25,368 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} not good?不要也要好呀…哈哈！来吧 643 01:07:25,474 --> 01:07:26,441 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} 一会儿轮到我了 644 01:07:28,177 --> 01:07:29,337 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}怎样才好呢！ 645 01:07:32,548 --> 01:07:35,676 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}一于用「风声鹤泪、草木皆兵」 646 01:07:52,401 --> 01:07:55,029 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}捕头前面好像有人叫救命呀！ 647 01:07:56,472 --> 01:07:59,134 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是吗？肯定是那班山贼呀 648 01:07:59,608 --> 01:08:01,132 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}兄弟,我们一起上 649 01:08:01,243 --> 01:08:02,642 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我早就想捉那班山贼了 650 01:08:02,945 --> 01:08:04,173 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}拉他们返衙门！ 651 01:08:05,414 --> 01:08:07,279 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}有官差呀！快点走呀… 652 01:08:07,383 --> 01:08:08,645 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}走！ 653 01:08:19,228 --> 01:08:20,525 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}云仙夫人,你没事吧？ 654 01:08:21,163 --> 01:08:22,994 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我没事,你是… 655 01:08:23,432 --> 01:08:24,421 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}在下陶望三 656 01:08:24,633 --> 01:08:26,533 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我和你曾在茶居见过面 657 01:08:28,003 --> 01:08:29,300 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}原来是陶公子 658 01:08:30,372 --> 01:08:31,464 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不过现在没事喇 659 01:08:31,674 --> 01:08:34,302 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}刚才我扮官差吓走那班山贼 660 01:08:35,277 --> 01:08:36,642 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}多谢公子相救！ 661 01:08:36,812 --> 01:08:38,712 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}别说了,不如我们快些走吧 662 01:08:38,914 --> 01:08:40,882 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}假如那些山贼知道没有官差 663 01:08:40,983 --> 01:08:42,382 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}再折返的话就麻烦了！ 664 01:08:42,685 --> 01:08:43,777 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好呀… 665 01:08:45,321 --> 01:08:46,083 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}什么事呀？ 666 01:08:47,490 --> 01:08:48,787 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我只脚…好痛… 667 01:08:49,358 --> 01:08:50,882 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}可能是刚才你跌倒时弄伤的喇 668 01:08:51,160 --> 01:08:52,388 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是呀,可能啦 669 01:08:52,661 --> 01:08:54,629 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我这里有些药油,不如我扶你到那边 670 01:08:54,730 --> 01:08:56,095 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}摔一摔好不好？ 671 01:08:56,565 --> 01:08:57,589 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好呀,多谢公子 672 01:09:11,347 --> 01:09:13,941 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}点呀？云仙夫人,好点没有？ 673 01:09:14,450 --> 01:09:15,974 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好了很多喇 674 01:09:16,719 --> 01:09:19,847 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}唉,估不到你的按摩技术都不错 675 01:09:20,589 --> 01:09:22,784 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}可能我平时帮人按摩按得多 676 01:09:23,125 --> 01:09:25,150 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}所以日子有功才… 677 01:09:25,361 --> 01:09:25,986 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哦… 678 01:09:28,197 --> 01:09:29,221 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哎唷… 679 01:09:30,766 --> 01:09:31,824 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你干什么呀？ 680 01:09:32,902 --> 01:09:34,665 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我…我的胸口好痛呀 681 01:09:35,337 --> 01:09:36,634 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你胸口哪处痛呀？ 682 01:09:39,008 --> 01:09:40,441 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}这里呀… 683 01:09:42,244 --> 01:09:44,439 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}啊… 684 01:09:55,758 --> 01:09:59,717 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你胸口还在痛？帮你按摩多两下吧 685 01:10:06,001 --> 01:10:08,401 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哗,你好大呀 686 01:10:09,471 --> 01:10:10,870 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你都一样啦 687 01:11:06,562 --> 01:11:07,494 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你是不是陶望三呀？ 688 01:11:07,696 --> 01:11:09,721 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是,两位差大哥,我犯了什么事呀？ 689 01:11:10,733 --> 01:11:12,496 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}奸淫掳掠,劫财劫色！ 690 01:11:34,056 --> 01:11:36,081 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}将犯人带上来… 691 01:11:46,268 --> 01:11:48,429 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}大人,就是他了！ 692 01:11:49,371 --> 01:11:52,135 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}就是他在湖边将我拦途截劫 693 01:11:52,941 --> 01:11:59,608 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}抢掉我所有珠宝,还…还奸污了我 694 01:11:59,782 --> 01:12:02,342 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}没有呀,大人,冤枉呀！ 695 01:12:03,585 --> 01:12:07,487 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你还说没有？那天你一边摸人 696 01:12:07,589 --> 01:12:12,458 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}一边说人胸大,又说人家大只西 697 01:12:12,695 --> 01:12:18,292 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}还说给半只鸡腿人家吃 698 01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:21,062 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}没有呀大人,我没有说过什么鸡脾呀 699 01:12:21,270 --> 01:12:22,737 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}大人,别听她说呀！ … 700 01:12:24,006 --> 01:12:25,633 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你给我住口！ 701 01:12:26,041 --> 01:12:31,604 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}由于案情复杂,本官要彻底调查清楚 702 01:12:31,847 --> 01:12:35,783 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}所以你一定要将这件案的案发经过 703 01:12:35,984 --> 01:12:41,479 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}由头到尾,清清楚楚,仔仔细细 704 01:12:42,024 --> 01:12:45,983 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}表露无遗地告诉本官,明白没有？ 705 01:12:46,328 --> 01:12:48,091 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}系,大人！ 706 01:12:48,764 --> 01:12:52,495 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}那天我帮我家老爷拿着珠宝首饰 707 01:12:52,735 --> 01:12:55,260 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}准备送去宝石店 708 01:12:55,904 --> 01:12:59,305 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}谁不知就在湖边遇上这个淫贼… 709 01:13:00,642 --> 01:13:04,635 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}当他一见到人家就即刻脱裤子… 710 01:13:06,448 --> 01:13:08,678 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}他是否脱你的裤子呀？ 711 01:13:09,017 --> 01:13:13,181 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不是,他只是除掉自己的裤子… 712 01:13:14,056 --> 01:13:15,148 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}后来呢？ 713 01:13:15,891 --> 01:13:21,420 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}跟着他就把我推倒,捉住…捉住… 714 01:13:21,630 --> 01:13:23,029 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}捉住什么呀？ 715 01:13:23,932 --> 01:13:28,062 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}捉住…我下面那处罗… 716 01:13:28,170 --> 01:13:29,228 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}跟住呢？ 717 01:13:29,538 --> 01:13:32,371 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}跟住跟住就搅我罗 718 01:13:32,708 --> 01:13:34,335 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}然后呢? 719 01:13:34,610 --> 01:13:37,306 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} 然后就插进去罗 720 01:13:37,513 --> 01:13:39,572 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}大人，我反对！我反对她胡乱说话 721 01:13:39,681 --> 01:13:40,841 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}根本就没有这个 722 01:13:42,217 --> 01:13:43,980 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你还说没有，你抓着人家那处 723 01:13:44,086 --> 01:13:45,713 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}除人那处、插人那处? 724 01:13:45,854 --> 01:13:46,843 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} 不是没有…只不过… 725 01:13:48,724 --> 01:13:51,750 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}有就可以啦，反对无效！跟我掌嘴 726 01:13:56,565 --> 01:13:59,295 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不好呀，哎呀 727 01:14:01,370 --> 01:14:03,838 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}别理会他,原告继续说下去 728 01:14:04,840 --> 01:14:09,174 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}多谢大人！那时候我猛力挣扎 729 01:14:09,611 --> 01:14:13,342 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}但这淫贼就不停地打我 730 01:14:13,816 --> 01:14:16,842 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好像大闸蟹般绑住我… 731 01:14:17,052 --> 01:14:17,848 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}滴蜡？ 732 01:14:18,687 --> 01:14:20,211 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}还在后面侵犯我… 733 01:14:20,456 --> 01:14:21,423 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}后庭花？ 734 01:14:22,057 --> 01:14:23,615 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不断向前推我… 735 01:14:23,959 --> 01:14:25,153 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}老汉推车？ 736 01:14:25,761 --> 01:14:27,524 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}还把我整个人倒吊耶 737 01:14:27,763 --> 01:14:30,459 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}人肉打桩机？ 738 01:14:38,841 --> 01:14:43,744 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} 然后他就压着我…上上下下左左右右 739 01:14:43,946 --> 01:14:48,713 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}前前后后…翻来覆去…又摇又转… 740 01:14:49,551 --> 01:14:52,679 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}又磨又拧…又收又放… 741 01:14:55,123 --> 01:15:01,062 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}含吹乃啜磨拿摇? 742 01:15:02,965 --> 01:15:04,557 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}简直系太过份了！ 743 01:15:04,766 --> 01:15:12,036 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}人来，将陶望三押入大牢，日后处斩 744 01:15:17,312 --> 01:15:21,772 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} 唉，以后都不知道还有没有机会吃呀 745 01:15:26,121 --> 01:15:29,750 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}爹，你一定要想办法把相公救出来呀 746 01:15:29,925 --> 01:15:30,983 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} daddy…. 747 01:15:31,126 --> 01:15:33,287 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哎呀…奸淫掳掠是死罪 748 01:15:33,495 --> 01:15:35,486 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我怎么去帮望三 749 01:15:36,365 --> 01:15:38,026 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}相公不能死！ 750 01:15:38,333 --> 01:15:41,632 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}假如望三死了，那我以后怎么算了？ 751 01:15:42,137 --> 01:15:44,367 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}阿扁，你马上帮我准备一百两银子 752 01:15:44,673 --> 01:15:47,574 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}还有那个极品珍藏「武则天洗脚盆」 753 01:15:47,676 --> 01:15:48,665 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}快点… 754 01:15:48,877 --> 01:15:49,673 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是,老爷！ 755 01:15:49,778 --> 01:15:50,574 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}去去去！ 756 01:15:51,613 --> 01:15:53,513 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}乘女,你留在家等我 757 01:15:53,849 --> 01:15:55,510 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我现在亲自去找县衙大人 758 01:15:55,717 --> 01:15:56,979 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}帮望三求情 759 01:15:57,152 --> 01:15:59,780 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}希望县衙大人可以网开一面啦… 760 01:16:13,168 --> 01:16:16,001 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}求上天保佑,保佑我夫君陶望三 761 01:16:16,171 --> 01:16:17,934 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}今次可以平安无事 762 01:16:18,240 --> 01:16:20,538 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}如果我夫君可以保到一命的话 763 01:16:20,909 --> 01:16:22,900 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}小女子愿意减寿十年 764 01:16:23,111 --> 01:16:25,636 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}杀猪还神，答谢神恩！ 765 01:16:27,015 --> 01:16:30,416 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} 诸行无常，诸法无我，涅盘寂静 766 01:16:30,786 --> 01:16:33,516 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}早知道今天…又何必当初呢 767 01:16:50,672 --> 01:16:52,435 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}哎呀，来吧，快点吧 768 01:16:52,641 --> 01:16:54,336 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}干嘛这么心急呀？ 769 01:16:54,476 --> 01:16:57,172 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你比我还心急啦，还在装蒜 770 01:16:57,613 --> 01:16:59,774 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} 来吧，时间没多了 771 01:16:59,881 --> 01:17:01,007 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} 不好了 772 01:17:21,069 --> 01:17:23,196 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}姐呀，原来这臭男人 773 01:17:23,305 --> 01:17:25,500 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}和这个贱女人是认识的 774 01:17:26,475 --> 01:17:28,466 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}为什么要害陶望三？ 775 01:17:33,615 --> 01:17:36,106 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} No…none of my business!真的不关我的事 776 01:17:37,052 --> 01:17:40,317 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你这个贱人，我们的相公这样帮你 777 01:17:40,555 --> 01:17:42,523 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你反而要这样陷害他? 778 01:17:43,992 --> 01:17:47,428 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}别再跟他谈，宁杀错别放过！ 779 01:18:03,111 --> 01:18:06,842 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} There are ghosts, there are ghosts, help 780 01:18:09,484 --> 01:18:10,508 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} there's a ghost 781 01:18:11,153 --> 01:18:11,744 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}有鬼呀 782 01:18:12,421 --> 01:18:14,548 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}有鬼呀…救我呀 783 01:18:19,895 --> 01:18:22,159 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不要杀我！不要杀我呀！ 784 01:18:22,364 --> 01:18:24,195 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不想死的话,就听住我的话喇 785 01:18:24,900 --> 01:18:25,696 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我听,我听 786 01:18:25,901 --> 01:18:28,301 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}陶望三的确是冤枉的！这件事 787 01:18:28,403 --> 01:18:30,928 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}根本就是那贱妇和那班山贼捉贼喊贼 788 01:18:31,139 --> 01:18:34,165 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}陷害陶望三的！如果你不升堂再审 789 01:18:34,409 --> 01:18:38,175 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}将那贱妇和山贼收监,放掉陶望三 790 01:18:38,280 --> 01:18:41,443 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我就日日夜夜缠着你，让你无日安宁 791 01:18:41,950 --> 01:18:43,144 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)} Know it, know it! 792 01:18:44,419 --> 01:18:45,886 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我还有一件事想问你 793 01:18:47,222 --> 01:18:49,247 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你即管问吧，问吧 794 01:18:49,725 --> 01:18:52,558 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}树林里有庙宇之类的东西吗？ 795 01:18:53,028 --> 01:18:56,520 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}有…树林里有一座庙宇 796 01:18:56,765 --> 01:19:00,531 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}里面供奉的就是黑面判官呀 797 01:19:07,175 --> 01:19:08,642 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}为何得你一个，秋容呢？ … 798 01:19:09,945 --> 01:19:11,936 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}姐姐和我找到云仙这个贱妇后 799 01:19:12,047 --> 01:19:13,776 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}本想就这样分道扬镳 800 01:19:14,116 --> 01:19:15,276 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我收拾那个县官 801 01:19:16,418 --> 01:19:17,646 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}姐姐就去救你出来 802 01:19:18,053 --> 01:19:20,078 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}说好了大家会在这里等的 803 01:19:20,255 --> 01:19:23,156 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}谁知道,我刚才问过土地公公 804 01:19:23,391 --> 01:19:25,450 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}他说姐姐经过城隍庙… 805 01:19:25,761 --> 01:19:26,659 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}她怎样呀？ 806 01:19:27,796 --> 01:19:30,993 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}她被阴曹地府的黑面判官捉了… 807 01:20:09,404 --> 01:20:10,371 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}带上来 808 01:21:02,624 --> 01:21:04,649 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}黑面判官见到姐姐她秀色可餐 809 01:21:04,893 --> 01:21:06,554 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}就要逼她做他的小老婆 810 01:21:06,962 --> 01:21:07,951 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}秋容对我有恩 811 01:21:08,496 --> 01:21:10,521 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我不可以就这样留低秋容便离开 812 01:21:11,333 --> 01:21:13,460 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}小榭,不如你同我一齐去闯地府 813 01:21:13,568 --> 01:21:14,694 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}去救秋容出来 814 01:21:15,036 --> 01:21:16,025 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}不可以这样的 815 01:21:16,204 --> 01:21:18,638 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你是凡人之躯,不可以闯地府的 816 01:21:18,874 --> 01:21:20,967 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}难道要秋容一个人去送死吗？ 817 01:21:22,944 --> 01:21:24,172 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我真是没用呀！ 818 01:21:25,146 --> 01:21:27,205 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我竟然连一个心爱的人都保护不到 819 01:21:27,315 --> 01:21:32,378 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}读这么多书,我没用… 820 01:21:46,368 --> 01:21:49,735 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}「飞魂灵符」？你为何有这道符？ 821 01:21:50,005 --> 01:21:52,303 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是一个道士给我的,做什么呀？ 822 01:21:53,041 --> 01:21:54,303 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}有了呢道灵符护身 823 01:21:54,442 --> 01:21:56,501 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我们便可以闯地府去救姐姐喇 824 01:21:57,312 --> 01:21:59,041 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}别多讲了,我们即刻走！ 825 01:22:05,020 --> 01:22:05,952 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}秋容…秋容… 826 01:22:06,221 --> 01:22:07,483 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}姐姐！ … 827 01:22:08,056 --> 01:22:09,045 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}秋容呀… 828 01:22:11,192 --> 01:22:12,420 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}姐姐！ … 829 01:22:12,727 --> 01:22:13,853 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}秋容…秋容… 830 01:22:14,162 --> 01:22:15,060 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}姐姐！ 831 01:22:17,399 --> 01:22:18,195 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}秋容… 832 01:22:18,700 --> 01:22:19,462 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}姐姐！ 833 01:22:20,769 --> 01:22:24,136 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}秋容… 834 01:22:26,775 --> 01:22:27,742 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}相公 835 01:22:28,176 --> 01:22:30,076 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你不用怕,我们是来救你的 836 01:22:31,346 --> 01:22:32,313 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你们快点离开！ 837 01:22:32,414 --> 01:22:33,312 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}黑面判官一到 838 01:22:33,415 --> 01:22:38,352 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}就走不掉的了,快点走吧！ 839 01:23:35,777 --> 01:23:37,039 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}黑面判官 840 01:23:37,245 --> 01:23:39,110 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你在凡间拉了不少枉死生命 841 01:23:39,414 --> 01:23:41,041 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}到地府来修练你的邪恶法力 842 01:23:41,616 --> 01:23:43,743 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你还私自收容野鬼为祸人间 843 01:23:44,319 --> 01:23:46,810 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}今日我要收拾你替天行道 844 01:23:47,055 --> 01:23:49,853 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}打你落十八层地岳,将你封印！ 845 01:24:23,658 --> 01:24:25,353 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}相公,相公 846 01:24:26,861 --> 01:24:27,725 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我们走吧！ 847 01:24:35,103 --> 01:24:35,797 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}相公 848 01:24:35,904 --> 01:24:36,427 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}娘子 849 01:24:36,604 --> 01:24:37,536 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你终于返来喇！ 850 01:24:37,972 --> 01:24:39,735 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我还以为这一生都见不到你了 851 01:24:40,008 --> 01:24:41,441 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}是了,娘子,为何你会在这里？ 852 01:24:41,910 --> 01:24:44,401 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}无什么,我知你被衙门的人拉了 853 01:24:44,512 --> 01:24:45,945 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}便走去求神庇佑罗 854 01:24:46,281 --> 01:24:47,680 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}谁知被我遇到位法轮高僧 855 01:24:48,016 --> 01:24:50,951 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}说你会有性命危险,又说有办法救你 856 01:24:51,186 --> 01:24:52,585 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}所以我才带他来救你 857 01:24:53,721 --> 01:24:55,188 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}原来是这样！ 858 01:24:55,390 --> 01:24:56,084 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}大胆狐妖！ 859 01:25:08,203 --> 01:25:09,693 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}妖孽,看你往那里走？ 860 01:25:16,878 --> 01:25:18,243 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}臭和尚！ 861 01:25:18,379 --> 01:25:20,108 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}岂有此理,我们没有得罪你 862 01:25:20,348 --> 01:25:22,043 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}干什么要赶尽杀绝呀？ 863 01:25:22,550 --> 01:25:24,518 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你两个妖孽,在凡间作恶捣乱 864 01:25:24,619 --> 01:25:25,813 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我不会给你们俩得呈的！ 865 01:25:44,339 --> 01:25:47,467 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}大师,求你放过秋容和小榭啦！ 866 01:25:48,243 --> 01:25:49,301 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}他们是狐妖化身 867 01:25:49,611 --> 01:25:51,101 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}差点连累施主你没命 868 01:25:51,346 --> 01:25:52,438 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你还帮他们求情？ 869 01:25:53,748 --> 01:25:55,875 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}当日我被人家贼赃嫁祸 870 01:25:56,151 --> 01:25:57,641 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}如不是得到他们的帮助 871 01:25:58,052 --> 01:26:00,384 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我早就已经含冤问斩了 872 01:26:02,357 --> 01:26:03,016 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}但是施主你 873 01:26:03,124 --> 01:26:04,853 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}差点就死于阴曹地府处 874 01:26:05,260 --> 01:26:08,058 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}就算是这样,都是我自愿的！ 875 01:26:08,763 --> 01:26:10,196 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}如果秋容不是为了帮我 876 01:26:10,331 --> 01:26:12,390 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}绝对不会被黑面判官捉到的 877 01:26:13,234 --> 01:26:15,099 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我虽然不是什么响当当的人物 878 01:26:15,503 --> 01:26:17,937 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}但我绝非贪心怕死之徒啊 879 01:26:18,640 --> 01:26:20,198 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}秋容可以为了我而牺牲 880 01:26:20,575 --> 01:26:22,873 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我怎能不为她而牺牲呢？ 881 01:26:26,514 --> 01:26:28,004 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}阿弥陀佛 882 01:26:30,051 --> 01:26:32,042 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}大师,我求你救救他们啦！ 883 01:26:33,388 --> 01:26:34,582 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我想经已太迟了！ 884 01:26:35,323 --> 01:26:37,416 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}因为贫僧刚才和他们俩的一战 885 01:26:37,625 --> 01:26:39,456 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}已经将他们俩的三魂七魄打散 886 01:26:39,894 --> 01:26:41,589 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我想他们俩都命不久矣！ … 887 01:26:45,033 --> 01:26:47,763 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}秋容和小榭跟你相公关系暖昧 888 01:26:48,002 --> 01:26:49,196 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你还帮他们求情？ 889 01:26:49,938 --> 01:26:52,099 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}因为我不想我的相公不开心呀！ 890 01:26:52,407 --> 01:26:55,103 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}如果大师你不肯救他们俩 891 01:26:55,276 --> 01:26:57,608 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我的相公一生都会不安乐的！ 892 01:26:57,879 --> 01:27:00,143 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}大师,我求下你 893 01:27:00,548 --> 01:27:01,913 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}娘子！ 894 01:27:02,884 --> 01:27:04,146 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}相公 895 01:27:05,787 --> 01:27:09,484 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}问世间,情是何物,直教生死相许 896 01:27:10,825 --> 01:27:13,521 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}好吧,贫僧就试下用「返魂大法」 897 01:27:13,828 --> 01:27:15,193 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}看看能否救得到他们… 898 01:27:17,165 --> 01:27:18,496 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}多谢大师！ 899 01:27:21,603 --> 01:27:23,264 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}「返魂大法」成功与否 900 01:27:23,805 --> 01:27:27,104 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}在乎陶施主你对他们俩是否真心？ 901 01:27:27,775 --> 01:27:31,176 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}而陶夫人亦必需对相公坚贞不异 902 01:27:31,779 --> 01:27:35,374 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}否则…不单止救不到小榭与秋容 903 01:27:36,084 --> 01:27:38,746 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}而两位亦有生命危险 904 01:27:39,887 --> 01:27:41,980 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}现在秋容和小榭的三魂七魄 905 01:27:42,290 --> 01:27:43,814 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}一直游离于「阴阳道」 906 01:27:44,425 --> 01:27:45,790 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}现在我会放你两位下去 907 01:27:46,127 --> 01:27:47,458 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你一定要在一柱香的时间 908 01:27:47,695 --> 01:27:50,789 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}找他们两位回来,否则… 909 01:27:51,532 --> 01:27:53,090 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}永远都救不到他们 910 01:27:53,801 --> 01:27:56,736 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}千万不要让绑在两位手上的红绳断开 911 01:28:08,016 --> 01:28:10,951 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我待会发功的时候,绝对不能分神 912 01:28:11,619 --> 01:28:15,180 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}而陶夫人可能会被游魂野鬼滋扰 913 01:28:15,623 --> 01:28:19,218 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}但无论如何,都不可让他们整断红绳 914 01:28:19,627 --> 01:28:22,118 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}否则陶施主就会 915 01:28:22,230 --> 01:28:24,460 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}永远消失于「六道虚空」之中 916 01:28:24,632 --> 01:28:25,860 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}永远都不能够回来！ 917 01:29:05,840 --> 01:29:13,303 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}秋容！ …小榭！ …秋容呀,小榭 918 01:29:20,254 --> 01:29:21,778 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你们在这里呀,没事嘛 919 01:29:22,890 --> 01:29:23,686 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}相公 920 01:29:23,791 --> 01:29:24,883 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}相公… 921 01:29:47,482 --> 01:29:50,576 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}陶夫人！你要快点醒来！否则陶施主 922 01:29:50,752 --> 01:29:52,652 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}永远消失于「六道虚空」之中了 923 01:30:00,695 --> 01:30:02,162 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}陶夫人,拉绳！ 924 01:30:06,534 --> 01:30:08,297 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}没事吧 925 01:30:10,471 --> 01:30:11,495 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}相公！ … 926 01:30:13,708 --> 01:30:14,606 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}娘子,辛苦你了！ … 927 01:30:15,042 --> 01:30:18,034 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}阿弥陀佛…上天有好生之德 928 01:30:18,613 --> 01:30:21,309 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}虽然小榭和秋容是狐妖化身 929 01:30:21,582 --> 01:30:23,209 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}但是一直都没有为害人间 930 01:30:23,651 --> 01:30:26,449 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}加上陶公子和陶夫人坚贞的感情 931 01:30:26,821 --> 01:30:28,254 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}救回你们两个！ 932 01:30:28,723 --> 01:30:29,985 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}以后你们不会有法力 933 01:30:30,191 --> 01:30:33,251 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}被贬为凡人,你们俩要珍惜这机会 934 01:30:33,995 --> 01:30:35,428 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}多谢法轮大师成全 935 01:30:37,365 --> 01:30:37,888 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}相公 936 01:30:38,032 --> 01:30:38,691 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}娘子 937 01:30:39,801 --> 01:30:42,668 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}从此,不理是日头,还是夜晚 938 01:30:42,970 --> 01:30:45,461 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我三位娇妻：小尤、秋容和小榭 939 01:30:45,673 --> 01:30:49,006 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}一直热热闹闹、亲亲密密、融融洽洽 940 01:30:49,210 --> 01:30:51,144 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}快快乐乐地生活在一起 941 01:30:51,412 --> 01:30:54,711 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}无分彼此…但是… 942 01:30:55,149 --> 01:30:57,845 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}但就分开干… 943 01:31:09,831 --> 01:31:13,130 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}相公…相公… 944 01:31:13,234 --> 01:31:14,064 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}lady 945 01:33:13,087 --> 01:33:17,217 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}老大，说到底我们论才学、论相貌 946 01:33:17,692 --> 01:33:21,788 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}论性功能，都不比陶望三差 947 01:33:23,965 --> 01:33:28,334 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}为什么「同人不同命，同遮不同柄」？ 948 01:33:28,603 --> 01:33:31,868 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我们永远只得个望…梅止渴！ 949 01:33:32,139 --> 01:33:34,334 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}唉，你跟我定点来 950 01:33:34,675 --> 01:33:35,972 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我在这里向天发毒誓 951 01:33:36,143 --> 01:33:37,872 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我一定不会输给陶望三 952 01:33:38,412 --> 01:33:41,210 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我要等这女鬼自动献身给我干 953 01:33:41,482 --> 01:33:43,416 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}我干完之后再给你干！ 954 01:33:44,652 --> 01:33:49,248 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}靓仔,我死的时候还是处子来的 955 01:33:49,490 --> 01:33:51,424 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}你们来干我啦 956 01:33:53,294 --> 01:33:54,454 {\fnSimHei\fs16\bord1\shad1\pos(200,288)}鬼呀！ …